Name: GUN OIL SILICONE PACKET
SKU: 891306000210
Price: 3.99 USD
Availability: InStock

Description

Gun Oil Foil Pack Each EPGOS. Gun Oil is high tech lube for smooth rapid-fire action! Gun Oil is the premium Silicone lubricant that keeps a man’s most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube this is what they’d distribute with the condoms and artillery. During Operation Desert Storm Marines jacked off with actual military issue CLP (cleans lubricates protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwaiti battlefields. One of those marines has developed this high-tech formula. This unique hypoallergenic silicone lube keeps a Private’s parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for a longer lasting slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra-concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. .17 ounces sample size. Foil package.

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